Here’s to a happy new year from Vasilis with 14 funny new years quotes & wishes that will help you stand out from the crowd when celebrating the coming of the new year with your loved ones 🙂
The weird thing is that it took me several days to compile the funny new years quotes & wishes you will read below cause I guess very few people feel funny those days. However personally, those days I dig up the playful child I have in me and start making pranks, teasing people around me…lol
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The Best Funny New Years Quotes & Wishes Compilation
Are you ready? Grab a pen & a notepad and start writing several of the best funny new years quotes & wishes I found out online :
New Year’s Day … now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain
A year from now you will wish you had started today. – Karen Lamb
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. – Unknown
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Unknown
This year let’s resolve to make better bad decisions – Unknown
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. – Unknown
My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. – Unknown
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! – Unknown
I trust you are going to use these funny new years quotes & wishes in a very cheerful way without hurting anyones feelings, right? Here is my New Years FREE Gift For You…
After The Funny New Years Quotes & Wishes It’s Time For The Insightful Ones
Yeah, I thought of it…funny new years quotes & wishes are not so in the mood. Can be taken as an insult maybe or bad luck from the superstitious ones. That’s the reason I included several of the best motivation & inspiration new years quotes & wishes below:
This is the year I will be stronger, braver, kinder & unstoppable. This year I will be fierce. – Unknown
We will open the book. It’s pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s day. – Edith Lovejoy Pierce
On New Year’s eve I want you to kiss me. Kiss me at 11:59 and don’t stop until it’s 12:01. Therefore I’ll have a perfect ending and definitely a perfect beginning. – Unknown
A New Year is on the way and the possibilities are endless. – Unknown
Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one. – Brad Paisley
And now, let us begin the New Year full of things that have never been. – Unknown
Now, I can only hope that my funny new years quotes & wishes compilation managed to uplift you and motivate you, even just a little bit. All good things in life come from taking new – different decisions my friend. The same old decisions will bring the same old results…Here is a great new decision you can use this year <<
Now What? New Year Is Gone And The Funny New Years Quotes & Wishes Compilation Is Not Needed For Another 365 Days
Ok great! An amazing full of surprises good & bad is in front of us. But wait, hold on…Who said something about bad surprises?
In my opinion every thing that happens in our lives is positive as long as we take it that way. When a problem occurs, just try to think about the solution and what you can learn from this problem instead of thinking about bad luck and the problem itself.
However this requires new decisions, new choices and new resolutions. Unfortunately my funny new years quotes & wishes cannot help you with this…But this simple, powerful, and affordable: all in one complete digital franchise solution CAN <<
Signing off…
Poh says
I LOVE these funny quotes Vasilis!! It’s a pleasure to be entertained especially at the start of a New Year….Thank you my friend! 🙂 Oh, I really dig the layout of your blog!!
Vasilis says
Thank you for your kind words my friend 🙂
Glad you liked it…a slightly more tweaked advanced version from the mighty Kalatu.
sandyz2015 says
Supper funny and very true for the most part.
Vasilis says
Glad you found this new years quotes & wishes funny Sandy.
Thank you very much for your comment 🙂
Brandon says
Some of these quotes were hilarious! Thanks so much for the entertainment. Cheers to a fantastic New Year in 2015!
Vasilis says
Let’s make it a great 2015 Brandon!
Excited to have you here on my blog 🙂
DrSteve says
Great stuff, Vasilis! Love the one about a new year and old habits, lol. Sad, but true. Happy New Year!
Vasilis says
Yup, i couldn’t agree more with you Dr. Steve…it’s sad to thing how much time is wasted from people…
Glad to have you hear 🙂
Lynn Brown says
There were good new year funny quotes and statements, especially about making new resolutions for the old habits! Resolutions don’t work, commitments do! Thanks for sharing Vasilis, looks like you enjoyed doing this blog post.
Vasilis says
I appreciate your opinion Lynn…however i feel sad that most of these resolutions end up to be forgotten after 1 week or so…
Thank you for stopping by 🙂
FJ Ortega says
Hey Vasilis…funny post…awesome. We all need a laugh here and there. These are good. Thanks for sharing
Vasilis says
Glad you found this post about new years quotes and wishes exciting my friend.
Thank you very much 🙂
Sue White says
Nice! They tickled my funny bone!
Vasilis says
Lol…never heard this expression before…thank you for “teaching” me this new funny expression.
Will use it from now on. Take care 🙂
Sheena says
these are too funny!! thanks for the laugh vasilis
Vasilis says
Ohhh i’m so happy that you like them. Have a great year Sheena 🙂
Lincoln Campbell says
Those quotes rock Vasilis!
Vasilis says
Thank you Lincoln! Glad you liked them 🙂